Doing the lettering on this page literally took forever...but I laughed out loud while I was doing it. It's supposed to be a little ridiculous. We've all had those times where the peace of the night is shattered by a thousand sounds of things that might eat you.
True story: One time I was in the woods at night and I swear I heard Velociraptors. Or maybe owls.
Stick with velociraptors. They’re way cooler.
My mother was once insulted by owls in the woods . . . she couldn’t tell what they were saying, but their tone was definitely derisive.