Ok, so for this fight, I'm channeling myself at Sasha's age. Instead of fighting a witch, it's during warmups for that afternoon's junior junior varsity basketball game. I get myself pumped up - today's the day, I'm gonna block the shots, get some points, be where I need to be. I'm fired up! I've got my game face on!

Not only do I not score a single point, or even actually touch the ball, but I manage to run into a wall and also intercept the other team's pass with my face, unintentionally.