Ok, so for this fight, I'm channeling myself at Sasha's age. Instead of fighting a witch, it's during warmups for that afternoon's junior junior varsity basketball game. I get myself pumped up - today's the day, I'm gonna block the shots, get some points, be where I need to be. I'm fired up! I've got my game face on!
Not only do I not score a single point, or even actually touch the ball, but I manage to run into a wall and also intercept the other team's pass with my face, unintentionally.
Technically, intercepting a pass with your face is touching the ball.
Well, the good news is, that she didn’t get herself impaled by the magical icicles just yet, so there’s hope for her to channel her inner magician yet.
But quite honestly?
My money’s more on a Deus Ex in the shape of one of her friends than her suddenly knowing how to win that kinda fight.